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The Testicle Buster
October 17, 2003
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'Sometimes I'm a huge panda, floating lazily down the stream of life, and sometimes I'm just a nasty old leek rotting between the couch cushions.' --John Stott
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Oh I'm a feminist and I'm OK
I party all night and I work all day
I cut down men, I supress maternal urges
my heart is made of stone
All I need is Chocolate
and pills that make me barren as a bone
[chorus]
Men are weak, Women are not
all I need is WE, who needs Jesus
My God is not male
My Goddess is Oprah Winfrey
[chorus]
I never touch a frying pan
a broom, vacume, or duster
If you try to be chivalrous
I'll use my testicle buster!
[chorus]
--found in Johnathan Horne's notebook.
Thank you Johnathan, for contributing to the Catacombian Corpus of Castigation.
I'm assuming that this is supposed to be sung to the tune of Monty Python's 'Lumberjack Song'. . .
Oh I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day.
And so on. . .
Posted by: steele at October 17, 2003 10:47 AMWow. That's bitter. I think it says a lot more about the fellow who wrote than it does about any women I know.
Is it really chivalrous to want a woman to vacuum and sweep more?
Posted by: mesh at October 20, 2003 10:45 AM