Hand cannons don't ask about your zodiac, boy

Friend Ryan is conducting an interesting (and clever, I would say) social experiment: having recently vacated Athens (much like me) for the temperate but unfamiliar environment of the west coast, he has made these business cards:

We'll have to see how that goes. But its definitely clever. Though, if you knew Ryan, I think you'd agree that clever is one of the first adjectives that comes to mind as a description, so perhaps you would not be particularly surprised by this act.