Little Billy bought a tugboat now he thinks he's Captain Ahab

I know that, at some point in my life, I will be so rich and famous that it is absolutely necessary for my corporation to purchase either an Airbus or a 737 for my personal use. I just hope that they convert it into the VVIP (very very important person) configuration, because that is what I plan on being. A Taggart's life is the life for me!