Smoke break after the rapture

If I explained it to you with short words, would it help you understand, or would you need to hear the big ones?

1. don't interrupt me when i am at the machine!
This is the all time number one all star exploding dog. Explains it in words that can be easily understood, exclamation point adds emphasis and signifies twisting the dial. The world will end.

2. i have love for you
Even electronics can communicate sometimes. Scratch your nose gently if you have love too.

3. i'm listening to sad songs
Nothing is as sad as a bird with a stiff neck, unless its a kid about to fall off the dike. Deep red brings out the melancholy, sameness between shirt and background is especially effecting. Cross your arms if you think flagpole is stupid (see this week's issue, though you can't if you don't live in athens) -- indulging in the dispute is silliness -- just listen.

4. lazy people will starve
This is brilliant, you could demolish a dozen preposterous arguments about laziness like a bulldozer with this industrial grade cartoon.

5. i really need to learn how to draw, i am the worst ever
You don't like it?

6. i hate technology
Robots are jealous, because people can dance. That's why they outlawed dancing in the city, because the robots were jealous of the people. They're not bad characters, its just that they get sad when they see people dancing, and all they can do is bump around robotically.

7. i thought you loved me more than any thing, and i thought you would come back to me

8. shut up! i am working on the future
If you were working on the future, would you want to be interrupted?

9. if you believe in something long enough, you will ruin it
Advice for the modern folks, warnings for those other-over-mentioned folks.

10. nuclear power is so last century
If it hasn't got five points, it might as well have no points. Don't let the little guys laugh at you.

Apologies to the folks who don't understand...

Posted by eatingbark at April 10, 2004 2:01 AM