Crabs grab Zoidberg

MOOORE! MOOOORE! said Zoidberg, his claws clicking intermittenly. MOOORE! MOOORE! You ate the last one said Frye, his eyes shifting nervously. MOOOORE! MOOORE! said Zoidberg, his rage growing rapidly.

Stream of Consciousness 100 Movies List to replace the AFI's list: Find out if you've seen the first one hundred movies that popped into my head on April, 30, 2004 between the hours of 1:48 pm (eastern standard time) and . Having been seen by me is not a characteristic of all these movies, but it is more likely that I will remember a movie's title if I have been subjected to it at least once.

People who like posting lists of movies in bold feel free to cut and paste [in fact I just cut and pasted this paragraph, and I will do it again before the evening is over!]. I like reading lists of movies with selections enboldened. I don't think that's how enboldened is supposed to be used, but I also like using words improperly. Do you think these movies are crap? Or do you think I am obviously a man of refined taste, with a subconsciousness to match? Place bets now!

1. Pod People
2. High Fidelity
3. Army of Darkness
4. Donnie Darko
5. Save the Last Dance
6. Angels of the Universe
7. The Godfather
8. Ben-Hur
9. Princess Mononoke
10. Ghost in the Shell
11. G.I. Joe: the Movie
12. Transformers: the Movie
13. Lost in Translation
14. Being John Malkovich
15. Harvey
16. How to Steal a Million
17. The life of Bryan
18. Godzilla v. Mothra
19. Galaxy Express 999
20. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
21. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
22. Haiku Tunnel
23. When Sunday Comes
24. Patriot Games
25. Gone with the Wind
26. The Ten Commandments
27. Spartacus
28. We were Soldiers
29. The Patriot
30. Braveheart
31. The Passion of the Christ
32. The Last Temptation of Christ
33. Taxi Driver
34. Manos, Hands of Fate
35. Batman Returns
36. Captain Correlli's Mandolin
37. Face-off
38. Superman II
39. X-Men 2
40. Tron
41. The Breakfast Club
41. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time
42. Miracle
43. Seabiscuit
44. Hunt for the Red October
45. Rocky
46. Bloodsport
47. Kickboxer
48. Kill Bill vol. 1
49. Return of the Dragon
50. Enter the Dragon
51. Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist
52. Once Upon a Time in China II
53. Fist of Legend
54. The Legend of the Drunken Master
55. The Sixteen Weapons of Kung-fu
56. The Land before Time
57. The Land before Time II
58. The Land before Time III
59. The Land before Time IV
60. The Land before Time V
61. The Land before Time VI
62. The Land before Time VII
63. Aladdin
64. Fantasia
65. Bend it Like Beckham
66. Citizen Kane
67. The Bridge over the River Kwai
68. Lawrence of Arabia
69. The Land before Time VIII
70. Bambi
71. Shaolin Soccer
72. Battlestar Galactica
73. Robocop
74. Bladerunner
75. Solaris
76. Love Actually
77. You've got Mail
78. Mad Max
79. The Godfather Part II
80. Jesus' Son
81. About Schmidt
82. Anger Management
83. Fargo
84. Raising Arizona
85. Demolition Man
86. Malibu's Most Wanted
87. Rock 'n' Roll High School
88. Waking Life
89. Wild Strawberries
90. Deconstructing Harry
91. Stardust Memories
92. Manhattan
93. Bananas
94. Sleeper
95. What's up Tigerlily
96. 28 Days Later
97. The Horse Whisperer
98. Bridges of Madison County
99. Mean Girls
100. About a Boy