Sail the strange seas of thought alone

Today's humorous reading includes the sad story of a woman trampled by what I like to call the shopping monsters at a sale Friday morning, an analysis of the Hummer ad where the angry child in the hummer go-kart nearly crushes all the little normal go-karts which the simpletons who can't afford hummer go-karts rid in, and a review of the McNastys that the fast food restaurants are pressing on us in their desperate (and apparently successful) attempt to convince us that we can eat at McDonalds and be healthy. The anti-war protestors in London were all wrong... shopping monsters are the physical embodiment of pure evil, not George Bush. When we will see the mass demonstrations across the grimmy streets of European capital cities against sixty percent discounts and one-time only buy one, get two free specials? When?