April 15, 2004
Please bury me with it
Go south on South Range Road for approximately 2 miles, then fall off the edge of the world; pick up the boat, and put it on your back like a turtle shell. Walk three miles, hunched like Atlas. Just before you begin to despair of your burden, you will reach the frozen slopes of the 9th circle of hell. Using the boat as a sled, slid past the moaning souls ensheathed in ice and plow into the devil's side. Jump out quickly before he crushes the boat and follow the spiral staircase down. Huntsman Corp is on the left. You can't miss it!
Posted by eatingbark at April 15, 2004 12:53 PMNot liking work these days?
Posted by: ryan at April 15, 2004 01:19 PMwell, no, but this is not the result of that dislike in the way that you might immediately expect... its more a matter of boredom, I hear something on the telephone and start free associating off of it out of boredom, in this case directions to Huntsman Corp (some here in Michigan), and then I dump the results on my poor readers (reader). If it looks like gibberish, it probably is...
Posted by: rob at April 15, 2004 10:01 PM